seanceinthesun: King Zit My lovely man
cosmo sex tip #6784673
whorticia: When he wants a blowjob yell “GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE!” and slap his dick to the floor.
dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? Lol
real niggas dont sleep, we just take long ass blinks
internetexplorers: i wish i was really small so i could sleep on a pretty little flower like a venus fly trap so it’d eat me and i would die (◡‿◡✿)
leaving the house: oh yeah I look good
looks in the mirror at store: ew wtf